You know when you've been Evo'd!!!!

[DennisEvo]

Saw this and couldn't wait to get a spare min,my first race was a ferrari 575 maranelo,the exact same as in bad boys 2,id only had my evo 8 mr340 a week,I was going to the supermarket,as I was pulling off the round a bout to go up the dual caridge way an old guy came flying past in his ferrari,iv always been one to go for the bigger boys so I dropped it to 3rd and planted my foot to the floor,within seconds I was pushing him up the dual caridgeway,he wouldn't move over but as much as he tried he couldn't shake me,I was pleasntly surprised but was soon bored of him and turned off.the second time I was minding my own business taking it steady on the way home,I pulled up at the round a bout and jus set off steady,next thing I no this chav in an mg zr cut me up wen there was clearly no need,that was it the red mist decended,I put my foot down,pulled up at the side of him doing a number a hand signals to express my self,as I took off and cut him up my mrs looked at me and said "u do realise that was a copper"!,oh sh*t,I got stuck at the red lights n felt a little daft,luckily he didn't even look at me,prob realised he was in the wrong n didn't want the hassel lol.the last ones now I promise,was wen me and the wife went to modified nationals last yr,we was in a convoy of about 6 all of us from the same club,1of them has a bug eyed scooby n does nothing but boast about it,so I got behind him n flashed him,I let him start to pull away to lower him in to a false security,dropped it from 6th to 4th n off we went,it wasn't long b4 I was back with him,I pushed him for about half a mile up the motorway before I pulled out and used the rest of the throttle as the wife pretended to run past him,didn't hear much out of him that weekend,too busy lickin his wwounds,and finaly on the way home on the same motorway I was taking it steady as my wallet had taken a hammerin and this db9/vantage(I'm unsure wot it was as I don't do supercars)pulled along side,I looked over and he must av been early 20's,coloured lad in his suit,had that footballer look about him,n his mrs must av been double his age but looked a proper snob,he took 1 look at me n went,I wasn't guna bover but the wife egged me on as she likes astons so I went after him,as I got nearer I jus saw his back end drop n that was it,I wasn't loosin,I moved through some trafic and got to some empty dual caridgeway,within less than a min I was along side him flat out at 20mph(lol),jus as I was edging passed him n gettin the wife excited he sudenly just disapeered,I looked infront and I was starin at this bright yellow box,I instantly let off n slamed on as much as I dared at that speed,also using my gears to help as the break fade was unbelievable,managed to get it to jus under 80 n it didn't flash,thank god,with my heart in my mouth n my hole twitchin like mad the aston driver pulled along side me put his window down n said,"I'm so glad that din flash u,I was holdin my breath till u got past", after a brief chat we ended up jus cruisin the rest of the way till he pulled off. Sorry this is so long,n if u read it all well done lol.

 

[ElDopesta]

So long Andy?????
I think you would be the perfect person to ride shot gun when I am on long delivery or collection missions buddy!!!

Keep those episodes rolling in.

Try to stick one episode per post in the future, just makes it easier to digest LOL!!!

Welcome back anyway and try not to be a stranger this time.

El

 

[DennisEvo]

I love road trips,you can't beat em,the last one was with one of the max power lads,that was a laugh a minuite.Ye ill do 1 per post next time,n cheers,I won't b next time.

 

[frankie2531]

i had a good one last night went out for a drive and with me was a r34 gtr 571 bhp and my mates 200sx which he got back this week after spendibg 4 grand on a turbo, injectors, ecu and re map with other mods it pushing 351 at the flywheel and 302 at the wheels with print outs and he was saying that 4wd is for girls so when we come up to the next set of lights i pulled up to him and the race was ready soon as the lights went green off i went and when i got into second there was nothing next to me same in 3rd he was no where! so when we pulled up he tried telling me he tyres were no good and couldnt get any grip lol, so what the point of having all that power but cant get it down and there he was saying 4wd is for girls and my evo only has exhaust air filter and fuel pump and it didnt cost me 4 grand lol

 

[ElDopesta]

Excuses, excuses, I think I have an idea!!!

Check the new posts in an hour or so for some thing from me!!!!

El

 

[aaronmahler]

i had a funny where i live theres lots of fields a 'rally roads' jus goin bout my business poodling along, wen i get some geezer in his celica gt4 givin it the I AM up my arse! so i thought y not hes game me to! next thing i no ive dropd it to 3rd and in the process lost a celica!! i get to the end of the road wait a lil while for him to catch up to c his reaction, wot a sport he flashed me twice and stuck his thumb up in good gesture and we went our seperate ways luv a gud endin! ; )

 

[Cossie1]

i had a funny where i live theres lots of fields a 'rally roads' jus goin bout my business poodling along, wen i get some geezer in his celica gt4 givin it the I AM up my arse! so i thought y not hes game me to! next thing i no ive dropd it to 3rd and in the process lost a celica!! i get to the end of the road wait a lil while for him to catch up to c his reaction, wot a sport he flashed me twice and stuck his thumb up in good gesture and we went our seperate ways luv a gud endin! ; )

You just reminded me of another incident I had a couple of months back.

Basicly I went to my local race circuit to do my ARDS test (for race licence),there were about 25 people there that day doing there race licence's.

Anyway we had to use bogo 1.6 focus's for the test and as you can imagine, there damn boring cars especially on a race track.

As soon as it was over (and I had passed),it was time to leave.

I jumped in my evo 6 (600bhp+) and left the track, have to go through a little village on the way out, to get back to the main road to head home.

At the end of the village is a nice little twisty country lane which is great fun to drive quickly.

Anyway as I turn into this lane, another person that had been on the ARDS course decided his brand new clio sport was more than a match for my evo.

So he came flying up my ass and pulled to the other lane, thinking he was going to overtake.

With that I dropped it down a cog, and planted it (remember this is a country lane).

I just took off, flat out down this lane (adrenalin pumping still as i've just passed my test for my race licence, so at this point i'm a full on racing driver lol).

I hammered it all the way down this lane (roughly 5 miles long),the car is squirming all over the place, breaking traction like no tomorrow, and i'm struggling to scrub speed for the bends and tight corners (i've got 362mm AP's on it, and there usually pretty good).

Anyway I look in the mirror and can't see any clio anywhere lol.

At the end of the lane, I stop at the junction to the main road, and take a look at the peak's on my AVCR.

Speed: 147mph (no wonder I couldn't slow the ****er down for the bends )

Took about 2 mins before the clio appeared

 

[sam0987]

was driving home one afternoon when saw a white ferrari convertible, driver was quite obviously showing off with his girlfriend, pulled up behind him at the traffic lights in my evo 7, we both revved our engines waiting for the lights to change, as the did, i expected the ferrari to leave me but i managed to cling on and even had to brake to avoid going up his arse. as he tried to leave me he found it hard and only pulled out about a two car distance over a two mile blast!! My evo has a bad sycro 4 and 5th so changing gear at speed is somewhat tricky!!! as we approached the slip road to the a1 i went tearing past him, he looked rather embarressed in front off his girlfriend and backed right off!!! as i slowed down he went passed, i beeped and attepted to wave but got ignored!! made my day!

 

[Saxonlynn]

I had just bought my first Evo - only a baby one - evo8 260 - bright yellow - bought it new and had traded in my Charisma!!!!! The dealer thought I was mad i.e I wouldnt be able to handle it etc etc I even bought it without a test drive. I had wanted one for sooo long and was determined - hubby thought I had gone senile - you see I am a mother of 2 and a Grandmother of two lovely boys. I used to take it down the M25 in the early hours just to get to know her. She was my pride and joy and couldn't wait to get behind the wheel - anyway guys you know wot I mean.
On the way back from the weekly shop had to stop at some lights - there next to me was the spotty teenager in his souped up Saxo/Fiesta whatever. The inevitable revving started and he was really trying to show off to yet another spotty individual sitting beside him. Only his lane was right turn only and I just knew what he was going to do!!!
So I obliged and revved and inched forward he didi the same - he left half of his tyres on the road trying to beat me - flew off the stop line strait into a car that was waiting
to turn right in the opposite direction!!!! Steam and bits everywhere. I pulled away from the lights slowly taking in the spectacle then gave him the finger laughing my head off - THAT MADE MY DAY!!!!!
Granny Power Rules

 

[ElDopesta]

Lynn,
it would seem that the pair of them got well Evo'd!!!

Was the middle finger really necessary????

A bit of over kill if you ask me, but a great finishing touch to hammer the message home none the less

El

 

[Dave Brennun]

Take it from me boys n' girls, this is one for the books right here!

Believe this one or not, i'm sure the driver of the other car can vouch for me....

I was on the A45 in Birmingham just passing through Solihull heading toward central yesterday night around 11.30 and I came across an MR2 that was drifting round the Asda round about followed by a civic type R going the opposite way so I thought to myself i'll have a bit of that

Anways now i took the civic no probs but the MR2 was something else believe me. It looked quite nice and the driver was toying with me which really got me annoyed and try all i like he just kept blowing me at every light and was in and out between cars like he was schumacka or something which riled me up real bad

After a while a petrol station come up by the air port, yup, i had back tracked to where i started from in the first place Any how, the MR2 pulled in and i followed. The driver got out and started filling up, what's worse is he never knew i was there which made me think that he weren't even tryin all the way back there to here.........

Guess who the hell it was?

It was el

I should have guessed it, i thought the car was familiar but i never knew it was his, I carried on my journey allllllll the way back, 4 miles in the opposite direction feeling a right prat but for some reason i was smilin'

Just goes to show, never race a rebuilder, you might just blow your engine in the process

 

[ElDopesta]

Believe this one or not, i'm sure the driver of the other car can vouch for me....

I was on the A45 in Birmingham just passing through Solihull heading toward central yesterday night around 11.30 and I came across an MR2 that was drifting round the Asda round about followed by a civic type R going the opposite way so I thought to myself i'll have a bit of that

Anways now i took the civic no probs but the MR2 was something else believe me. It looked quite nice and the driver was toying with me which really got me annoyed and try all i like he just kept blowing me at every light and was in and out between cars like he was schumacka or something which riled me up real bad

After a while a petrol station come up by the air port, yup, i had back tracked to where i started from in the first place Any how, the MR2 pulled in and i followed. The driver got out and started filling up, what's worse is he never knew i was there which made me think that he weren't even tryin all the way back there to here.........

Guess who the hell it was?

It was el

I should have guessed it, i thought the car was familiar but i never knew it was his, I carried on my journey allllllll the way back, 4 miles in the opposite direction feeling a right prat but for some reason i was smilin'

Just goes to show, never race a rebuilder, you might just blow your engine in the process

Well Dave,
I take my hat off to you buddy!!!

It is not every day that a member posts a reply on this thread to say that he got dished some dirt

By the way Dave, I suppose you know when you've been TRD'd

El

 

[BenV]

i dont have any fun stories for you guys yet as i have never driven an evo on the road but there are alot of planks around my way so im sure to have somthing soon

 

[evogeof]

i dont have any fun stories for you guys yet as i have never driven an evo on the road but there are alot of planks around my way so im sure to have somthing soon

Nickygixter-k5 is your way ain't he :whistling::whistling:

 

[ElDopesta]

Geof!

You must have a story or two that you can add so get on with it already!!!


El

 

[evogeof]

Geof!

You must have a story or two that you can add so get on with it already!!!


El

Just seen this thread but I'll look at it tomorrow if someone reminds me I'm tired now

 

[ElDopesta]

Will do buddy!


El

 

[Evo4TomB]

Well back in February this year I organised a run out with some friends to some awesome driving roads in and around the area. we all decided to meet up at the local watering hole to fill up the tanks and check the cars ova.*

A few nice motors there Inc a R34 gtt a few type R's and a GT4*

As we were just setting off a couple of lads spotted us and asked to tag along in a White 2000 turbo scoob so we said yeah sure why not

We headed off and from the start of the journey the scoob was driving like a **** overtaking on bends and tryin his hardest to keep up with myself and dan in my old glanza

Right we all pulled over after about an hour of driving and the lad in the scoob walked straight ova to me and says "what made you wanna buy 1 of those pieces of shite"*

I'm quite a Carm person and just told him there's no need for that budy but dropped in "well it had no trouble holding you off did it" :razz:*

To which he replied "how about you follow me and see who wins then"*

OK mate u can lead us back if that's what u want*

My friend dave gets out his liner and walks ova and says ur scoob ain't got nothing on toms evo I wouldn't challenge him he'll kill ya lol*

Now we ar both Havin the stare down and he said how about tailors lane near bredon it's a 1 way road and 2 lanes I will smash u on that bit of road.*
Now normally I would just walk away and say no thanks mate but if you are think I'm gonna sit there and listen to him bitch about me and my car your wrong lol*

BRING IT ON KIDDA !!*

Both start at the set of lights and 5k launch I'm in front with about 5 cars length in it lol first corner look back there is a set of lights but no clear car. Second corner look back nothing so I slow down and wind window down to hear if he's coming and nothing *

So I follow the road round to see what's going on and I nearly cried with laughter he's only lost it on the second corner and put in a field lol*

So I was the winner and just waved at him as we all headed off home lol*

:razz:

*

 

[ElDopesta]

Nice!!!

Evidence documented too which is always a plus!!!


El

 

[michelle]

haha i like! stupid scoob driver!