You know when you've been Evo'd!!!!

[ElDopesta]

Hi everyone,
Just pulled my beast out about a couple of hours ago to take it for a quick blast as the weather is terrific round my neck of the woods!

Filled up the tank at the local shell with VPower and then headed towards the M42 north with a plan in mind to get onto the M1 south and then back down the M69 and then back home.

All in all I was planning to let the beast loose for a nice blast indeed!

As I got onto the M42 I managed to spot a Boxster and a Supra having a go so I decided to put my foot down and terrorise them

I took the Supra with no issues at all and soon caught up with the Boxster and blasted past as he moved aside to let me go.

After a minute or so the Boxster was right on my rear end and flashing me to move over but I pretended not to see him
As he made for a quick manoeuvre to under take I decided to start matching his speed and kept boxing him in between drivers in the left lane who had no clue of what was going on and then slowing down beside him so any car that was behind me had a chance to close the gap so he would end up several cars behind, having to work hard to get back at me

Any how, after I had done this several times I decided to let him go as my junction was fast approaching but the guy must have been on crack because he gave me the middle finger and immediately went for the hard shoulder and successfully managed to under take around ten cars or so. Unfortunately for him, one of them was an unmarked Black VW R32, he was soon pulled over!!!!

Just though I would post this Thread and let you all have a chance to put your exploits on paper for us all to have a read.

Keep them as detailed as possible and the one that sounds like it has given the best representation to the Evo will get the very first owners decal sent out free of charge.

Please recall the events exactly as they transpired and above all keep them realistic too, don't forget to mention what Evo you were in and what mods or BHP you are currently running. Previous exploits can also be listed as well as multiple posts that have occurred on separate occasions.

YOU WILL HAVE TO PULL YOUR FINGER OUT THOUGH AS THE FIRST DECAL WILL BE CUT NEXT WEEK END!!!!

El

 

[Nick]

Always remember the police frequent car forums and have been known to use posts in court to give reference to the kind of driving you partake in.

Just so you post with this in mind

 

[ElDopesta]

Forgot to mention that bit Nick!!!

You know what I am like

MEMBERS, PLEASE KEEP YOUR DASH BOARD INFO TO YOURSELVES IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN

El

 

[quakes]

hi well this was a few months back now but i will tell

it was a nice hot sunday, sun out car gleeming so me an the missus when for a drive as u do only off 2 bescot, well about 5 min on the m54 along comes a red audi rs3 up the arse of my 4 tryin 2 push me as they do. but i thought no the missus is with me leave it so this rs3 pull'd around me and fly off down the m54, when it was about 500 yards ahead the missus look'd at me and just smiled so u no what that ment, drop'd it 2 3rd and away we went, so i returnd the favour and push him, after a few hundred yards he decided to pull in and let me past so we had big smiles on our faces, as we joined the m6 who was there again the same rs3. this game of cat and mouse when on all the way down to my junction j9 where it had 2 come 2 an end, but that was a fun drive 2 bescot.

hope u enjoy its not much but me and the missus enjoyed the little play around, but there is not many people round my way that want 2 play with an evo.

 

[RSmark]

Well, some young Asian(india?) boy with his little girlfriend were on the left hand lane of a carriageway, me on the right casually driving. This fool in his 1.25 fiesta zetec, looked over at me and drove a bit 'harder' until we stopped at the lights, must of been 100 yards away from when i noticed him. anyway when i pulled up beside him he told me to unwind my window....ok i thought maybe this small child wants to say 'nice car'

Instead i get OMFG you just got beat by a 1.2.....your car is a piece of shit(to me)
as usual i told him to **** off ive got 2 litres of turbocharged power kicking out off all 4 wheels.

He called me and my girlfriend WHITE TRASH!!!!!
The girlfriend said what was needed (yes im sure you understand what she said) and to humiliate him in from off his young love.

Well needless to say the lights turnt green i wacked it into 1st all the way to 20mph, could see him just rolling past the lines while i was way ahead of him, 2nd gear just a small speck in the distance.

Then came the roundabout, i didnt need to give way to anyone, but felt the 'need to wait' i just needed him to see why there was no need to mess with the 'bigger boys'

Its like what Private Hudson said in 'Aliens'.....GAME OVER MAN!

Enough said.


Me: Evo IV
BHP: almost standard


Child.....:Ford Fiesta Zetec 1.25L
BHP: not much

 

[ElDopesta]

Not many want to play with an Evo!!!!

Except those that have never really come across one before. Then of course there is a minority on the road who are from another planet!!!
They're the ones that think their shed is powered by an F1 engine

Keep those episodes rolling in guys!

El

 

[RSmark]

Seriously though, you gotta love silly kids in their underpowered shopping trolleys.
Yet to have a proper battle with another powerful car yet.

 

[fingers]

burn notice!!!

this is going back to last summer, i was driving down to bognor with my brother and we were following his girlfriend in her honda jazz!! we were going down to her student halls and staying there over the weekend as neither of us have been uni students but felt we needed to give the student life a go just for the weekend.

we wern't driving that fast as i didnt know where i was going but we had just blasted through the tunnel on the A27 (it needed to be done with the windows down!!!!) i had over taken a golf gti through the tunnel but hadden thought anything of it, i had slowed back down and let my brothers girlfriend take the lead again when the golf got up my backside flashing his lights and beeping his horn.

i couldnt be bothered to do anything as all he want me to do was blast it up the road and try and keep up with me so i paid no attention. he over took me and then slowed right down so i had to over take him, this happened four or five times before we got to a set of red traffic lights and i was in front of him. he sat there reving his engine and waving his hand in the air as if to say rev mine.

i have i straight through exhaust, boost controller and the engine was running a little rich so i reved it up and let off and then back on again waiting for that moment i knew was coming............................ the nice hot blue flame that came out and reached about a meter. he sat there beeping his horn and laughing.

what he didnt know was he was close enough for the flames to reach his front bumper and burn it!!!!!

i deffinatly think he had been evo'd after he noticed the new black patch i gave him on his rubber band car!!!

 

[Steevo]

Ok so it's 10.30pm on a Saturday night I'm travelling home from seeing my family in Bristol I'm on the m5 heading southbound minding my own business when I get a flashing in my rear view mirror. First thought was it was unmarked police I checked my speedo and was bang on the limit. However I pulled across to the inside lane only for a White sierra sapphire cosworth to go absolutely ripping past me with flames coming out the back of it. ( quick looking cossie, me very quick evo 6) needless to say I punched it to third and let rip.. Sounds good so far... Well as I was chasing him some old grandpa in his jaguar xj6 supercharged or something decided he wanted to join the fun too. For about 5 miles he would not get out of my way I decided to go for the undertake whilst spitting huge flames from the back of my car lighting up the motorway (antilag pops and bangs lol !!!) I soon found the cossie again and minced him it looked quick but in reality it wasn't. I pulled into the services for a coffee and when I came out who was stood next to my car?? Mr cosworth. 40 years old looking like some kind if chav!!
Cossie guy says " fair play mate that Subaru of yours has got some go!!"
I say "mate it's an evo 6 and it made mincemeat of you"
cossie guy says " not many people wanna try their luck against a cosworth"
i say " you obviously ain't been trying the right people"
now I'm the kinda person that tries his luck against lambos and ferraris I had a yellow gallardo in Bristol but that's another story.
Anyway he says "fancy another blast"
i say " not really it Aint worth wasting the fuel you have seen what mine can do"
so he gets in the cossie and speeds off I rejoin the motorway with my overpriced cappochino minding my own business again when mr jag man comes belting back past me I let him go and drank my coffee. Then decided it's time to get home. Foot down covering ground when I see the jag and the cossie side by side. That was it more flames more popping and off I went. Straight past the pair of them see you later boys. Some distance later after all this I started getting tailed by a White focus he would change lanes when I did indicate when I did I was paranoid it was the roz after 15 miles of this I bit the bullet and floored it. After covering two and half miles a minute someone in a ficus is a blip on your radar!!!! That was it fun over cruise the rest if the way and home to bed a lovely evening drive if I don't say myself

 

[ElDopesta]

RSMark,
just a couple of things buddy.
Firstly, little boys in even littler cars are always going to to try it, don't matter if a Veyron turns up! Their cars are powered by wet dreams buddy!!!
Secondly, Those were Private Hudson's last words right????

El

 

[ElDopesta]

Fingers mate,
Your a right one buddy
You do know that "where there's blame , there's a claim" right!!!

That is a fine episode in the life of an Evo owner that can be described in a single word; Heavy!

El

 

[ElDopesta]

What'sa theesa??? bouta thee lambo?????

That's my GCSE Italian migrant accent right there!

 

[Steevo]

Ita wasa matta blacka not yellow sorry with yellow pinstripe around the wheels and yellow graphics something to do with luxury car hire me and my buddy were out cruising for races. We call it ringroad racing!! Down here where I live there is one dual carraigeway in Bristol there are loads so we always go for a bit of fun we had the lambo come up behind us so we moved over to let him past as he went past I floored it sitting next to him let off with a big bang and tried egging him on now there are three dual carraigeways in a row with a huge roundabout at the end if each approaching the first roundabout we are side by side so I dropped to second and flicked the back out then floored it. He didn't seem to want to play I continued speeding down the carraigeway as he smirked to himself as I fled into the distance. Little did he know I was planning to go all the way round the next roundabout and pop out behind him. We waited slowly plodding round the roundabout he must have thought we were gone. I watched him floor it ovetaking mondeos and astras and such cars then boom!! He had a purple evo6 on his bumper he pulled over and we pulled up alongside him we were both travvrlling the same speed. My mate waved. I hit the power the boost came on and we left him. Ok so he caught us eventually but my god my car was 7.5k and his about 100k who felt stupid?? Not us I was shaking with adrenalin it was truelly amazing that a 4 door family saloon can outdo a supercar. With the right driver he would probably have done us but around the roundabouts and how the power comes on in an evo not really much cam touch you

 

[D4VYK]

evo v evo

Hi all,
Was in alloa going to visit my parents, I was toddling really, round the
big roundabout, sitting on the last junction waiting to get on the r.about
evo 6 or 7 not sure, he came on side ways and right behind me. We were on
a bad police trap area so held him back, knowing in 500yrds there was open
winding roads for 2miles or so, round the last corner away I go foot planted
I new the guy had way more power than the 300 I had but new it would be
fun,All the way I could see this guys face in my rear mirror,he was so close
I could see him between the gap below the evo 10 rear spoiler.lol I had an
amazing blast he didnt pass me so all good. It is difficult to get any fun in
an evo, everyone backs off.lol
The second incident is way more funny, Laura was driving home (asda)
got on the dual carriageway along came a guy in a green focus rs, 10plate
He spotted my wife who is quite small and must have thought I will show off
to the little lady, Not knowing my wife is mental hehe, He lashed his focus
laura dropped to 2nd ,it did look like the guy pulled the hand brake on lol
destroyed, killed the rs, the guy will have been gutted, he bought the wrong
car,found out how rubbish it is, and got destroyed by a girl lol. It was so
funny. evo rs no contest standard fq300 as well. Now his dash is bright green
where he projectile vomited green bile over it. To think I was going to buy
an rs. so glad i didnt.

 

[RSmark]

future investment the Ford RS would be the better choice over an Evo X.

in a straight line the ford would kill an Evo X.

if only ford listened to the market, we want another 4WD RS.

 

[frankie2531]

well so far i only had it a week and a had a di*k head in a 323 bmw ci try and race me off the lights, so game on and left him for dead so i thought thats that then he come racing up behind me and flashes me so i let him pull up next to me and tells me to grow up and get a better looking car !!!!! i just laught at him and gave him the bird lol, and today i had this boy in a saxo vtr asked me in this dumb voice (do a wheel spin !!) what the f**k its a 4x4 mate and then shouted pus*y, so far been abusied in a week and im think i got more to come do know why lol

 

[diana-matthews]

me and my ex where on our way back from a casino in Reading last year the poker tournament we were playing in seemed to go on all night well especially for me as i went out pretty early anyway on our way home back to oxfordshire i decided to put my foot down abit i mean it was 0330 the roads were silent just me my ex and the evo 7 cruising home at a steady fast pace which i thought was great until about 40mins into the drive then i became tired and bored no cars to race or play with but hey as i carry on driving i notice im coming up to another motorist in Skoda vRS yipppiieee i thought someone to play with all was going really well then i thought time to turn him into dust as he wasnt really playing much so off i went dropped to 3rd felt the thrust push me back into my seat the ex at the time had just woke up and felt the buzz too it was great going well over what i should have been doing then it all became less fun as the flashing blue lights sparkled from my rear view mirror

fortunatly for me the police oficer was in a very good mood even complimented me on my car slapped me on my wrist and sent me on my way at the correct speed limit.

Think i picked on the wrong car woopsy

 

[fingers]

Fingers mate,
Your a right one buddy
You do know that "where there's blame , there's a claim" right!!!

That is a fine episode in the life of an Evo owner that can be described in a single word; Heavy!

El

i try my best

 

[diana-matthews]

Lol

 

[ElDopesta]

I hear you buddy, those FWD's are all the rage but only at the Ford plant!!!

The Cossiemodo will give a right run for the money and if Ford got their act together.........

You know the gave one of the first Focus RS's to JK as a gift for promotional purposes and he sent it back the same day telling them that it handles like a banana!!!

They should have figured it out from there LOL!!!

El