Jokes!!!

[Tommo]

Ok lets see how many we can get, only post 1 at a time:ninja:

What do you call a Black Pilot?
























A Pilot (you racist git):whistling:

 

[Nick]

What do you call a bear with no ears?


A b

 

[cpt jack sparrow]

What do you call a bear with no ears?


A b

I'd have though anything you want as he can't hear you.:whistling:

 

[chrishfq300]

2 Fish in a tank, one fish turns to the other and says...."Have you got any f*cking idea how to drive this thing?"

 

[cpt jack sparrow]

What is a coffee?
















Some-one who is coughed upon!!! :blush:

 

[Tommo]

what do clouds and women have in common?




occasionally they F*^k off and its a lovely day:whistling:

 

[cpt jack sparrow]

An English man, Irish Man, Scottish Man, Welsh man, Norwegian man, Sweedish Man, Russian, Canadian, american, gernam, French man, slovakian Turkish, Indian, african chinese, Japanese australian New zealander, Hawian, and a Singaporean Walk into a bar....

Bar man says " Sorry you can't come in with out a Thai!!!!!!"

 

[Tommo]

Do you think Buzz and Woody ever met andy's mum's toys?

seeing as they probably had the same names

 

[Nickygixer-k5]

Does being w****d off by a clown count as comic relief

 

[Nickygixer-k5]

Not every flower can say love, but a rose can.
Not every plant survives thirst, but a cactus can.
Not every retard can read, but look at you having a go!

 

[EVOIV MJC]

what do all these jokes have in common,,,

























their shIte

 

[IYAAYAS]

Why do women skydivers wear tampons?
















So they don't whistle on the way down...

 

[evoaps]

how much cocaine did charlie sheen take?



























enough to kill to and a half men!!

 

[fq-craigus]

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney?



Ur too young to smoke

 

[fq-craigus]

Why did the blonde put lipstick on her forehead?


She wanted to make up her mind

 

[B6lee]

what do all these jokes have in common,,,

























their shIte

I agree

 

[chrishfq300]

Why dont blind people skydive?

















It scares the living shit out of the dog.

 

[Tommo]

what do you call an indian wifebeater?



Chinderr Gudnpropper

 

[Fifi]

What do you call an Irish lesbian





A Gaylick x

 

[fq-craigus]

What do you call an Irish lesbian





A Gaylick x

That made me chuckle