Jokes!!!

[evoaps]

What do you call an Irish lesbian





A Gaylick x

guylick haha

bloddy i phone again

 

[Fifi]

I've got more lesbian jokes...however they are alittle rude! hahah x

 

[fq-craigus]

I've got more lesbian jokes...however they are alittle rude! hahah x

Keep em comin fi, we are all adults here

 

[Fifi]

What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?


I'll see you next month

 

[Fifi]

Whats the difference between a what thin and a lesbian?



One is a snack cracker and the other is a crack snacker

 

[Fifi]

What drives a lesbian up the wall?



A crack in the ceiling

 

[fq-craigus]

Haha lol I like the vampire one

 

[Tommo]

Im pretty sure thats the last time the charity people will leave me a bag saying: "fill with love":blush:

 

[fq-craigus]

Im pretty sure thats the last time the charity people will leave me a bag saying: "fill with love juice":blush:

Wellif they ask for love juice that's what they will get

 

[Tommo]

I was driving home last night and was pulled over by the police

"Have you been drink sir" asked the copper

"why" i replied "Is there a fat bird in my car?"

:whistling:

 

[fq-craigus]

What do you do if you come across a tiger in the Jungle? Wipe it off and apologise.

 

[Nickygixer-k5]

A Dad buys a lie detector robot which slaps people when they lie.
He decides to test it at dinner.
"son, where were you today?
"son says at school" Robot slaps the son!
"Ok, i watched a DVD at my mates!"
"What DVD?"
"Toy story"
Robot slaps the boy again!
"Ok, it was a porno" cries the boy.
"What! When i was your age i didn't know what a porno was" says the Dad
Robot slaps the Dad! Mum laughs "HaHaHa!
He's certainly your son "
Robot slaps the mum

 

[Nickygixer-k5]

Wife gets naked and asks her hubby. "What turns you on more.............
My blue eyes..............
My pouting red BJ lips.................
My pretty face...................
My D cups...........
My nice tight little pussy or my sexy firm ****?"
Hubby looks her up and down and replies
"Your f**king sense of humour!"

 

[youngy_315]

Wife gets naked and asks her hubby. "What turns you on more.............
My blue eyes..............
My pouting red BJ lips.................
My pretty face...................
My D cups...........
My nice tight little pussy or my sexy firm ****?"
Hubby looks her up and down and replies
"Your f**king sense of humour!"

LMAO!!!

did you know imogen thomas has started a music career? she has been playing giggs in manchester. :whistling:

 

[Nickygixer-k5]

My wife rang me on the mobile today and said,
"Where the hell are you?"
I said "can you remember that jewellery shop we looked in on Saturday?"
The one that had those earrings in you liked in the window"
"Yes" she said in a much more cheerful tone.
I said "well im in the pub next door"

 

[SouthwestEvo]

What did the lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire?


I'll see you next month

Hahahhahaaaaa

Thats nasty but funny!!
There are some good jokes on here.

Heres one u might like..

Sat down in a public toilet & a voice came from the next cubicle "hello mate, how u doin?"I thought it a bit strange, but didn't wana be rude, so i said "not too bad thanks"After a short pause i heard the voice again. "so, what are you up to?"
I answered, somewhat reluctantly "just having a quick Shit...How about yourself?"Then i heard him say "sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. I've got some tw@t in the next cubicle answering everything i say...

 

[Marty.H]

Did you hear about the Irishman who drowned trying to bumpstart a speedboat

 

[evoaps]

panda walks into a restaurant gets a bowl of soup eats that ,takes out a gun fires it,and walks out through the door

what was all that about asks someone the waiter takes out an encyclapedia

"ah yes here we are Pandas: ingenious to asia eats shoots and leaves

 

[evoaps]

Did you hear about the Irishman who drowned trying to bumpstart a speedboat

haha

NOT

 

[Tommo]

Someone keeps breaking into my allotment at night and laying top soil. The plot thickens!!