That's a First!!!! / Heard It All Now!!!!

[ElDopesta]

I was on the A5 a year or so back headed to the Asda, Nuneaton, when I came to set of lights at the junction of The Long Shoot.

I was planning to turn right, a Scooby came up behind me and indicated right. As I made for the turn when the lights went green, he put his foot down and let rip, or what his definition of letting rip was!!!!
Any way, I was positive I had double the horse power so I went for a manoeuvre and smoked him within a couple of seconds and then immediately started to drive in a more suitable manner as that road is a known Police trap section.

He followed me to the Asda which is a hive for boy racers and when I got out of the car he pulled over and said:

"You know if I had VPower in my car I would have wasted you pal"​

I told him that I thought rocket fuel would make no difference but I was willing to follow him to the nearest Shell which was just up the road, he decided it was more manly if he was to wheel spin off, which he promptly did!!!

I just thought this would be a great thread to hear the excuses that come out of the losers mouths as to why they came up the worst for wear.

Inspired by Frankie's last exploit documented in You Know When You've Been Evo'd, I am certain some loser comments will be new to us and some old alike.

So come on people lets hear 'em right here

 

[ElDopesta]

Just to let you know, you do not have to give the whole story of what happened (I would prefer it if you posted the story on You Know When You've Been Evo'd).

Just the losers car and excuse is enough on this one!!!

El

 

[frankie2531]

mine was his tyres and no grip lol just face it you got evo' d

 

[ElDopesta]

Nissan Pulsar GTiR,
My car has not been running right since I put in Tesco Fuel!!!!

El

 

[fingers]

"if only i earned as much money as you"!!! to which i replied, i only earn £800 a month before my bills!

 

[ElDopesta]

Toyota Celica NA,
My cars full of passengers and yours is empty!!!

I replied, put them in mine and I'll still have ya even if I have to go in reverse!!!

El

 

[MR.LANCER]

lol

 

[MR.LANCER]

i have not had anyone mess around with me, yet lol
as im mostly on the boot when driving!

 

[ElDopesta]

I had some old prat trying to launch his Jag XK8 on every traffic light on the A45 this morning whilst I was on my way to the Garage. All I did was a quick first and second gear every time and then let him catch up and matched his speed. At the fifth or sixth set of lights he rolled his window down so I followed suit.

He looked frustrated when he said "your lucky my transmission light is on boyo or I would paste you to the floor!"
I asked "transmission light?? is your car trying to go into 3rd and when it does it is not as quick as it used to and then the engine revs out with no selection for 4th or 5th???
He said "yes boyo, you got it!!!!"

I told him to follow me, which he did, all the way to the Auto Clinic

35 minutes later he was a happy bunny and me???? I was £90 better off then I was 35 minutes earlier.

He gave me an open invitation to race him any morning that I pleased as he was sure I would get pasted now!!!

I told him to GROW UP

El

 

[DennisEvo]

I didn't have an evo at the time but it was still a poo excuse,my mate had a vectra sri with high lift cams,top end 147,which I can vouch for because I've been in it at that,he loves rallyin(still yet to see a vectra rally car lol),anyway he found a dirt track he loved flyin down,1 night we went in both cars and had a race,it was only wide enough for 1car so we went one behind the other,I went 1st in my 1.3 mk2 golf(tank with a top end of 90)n he followed,I lost him,about 10secs later he pulled up and said "I couldn't see cos of all the dust" I said "ok ill follow you this time" so we went back to the start to go again,the dust was quite bad but I managed to stick to his bumper all the,his was a 5speed and all top end,mine was only 4speed,I never got out of 3rd but technicaly my 1.3 d reg tank beat a vectra sri,and I even proved his excuse of dust was a bit soft,u no when you've been golfed lol.

 

[ElDopesta]

Oi!!!

you can only be Tangoed or Evo'd mate.
Nothing says you can be any thing else.

He was probably Vauxhalled!!!!


El

 

[DennisEvo]

Well what ever he was he was full of toffee.

 

[mikedean]

evo'd!!

had a good spat with a new focus rs which actually surprsied me how much grunt it had however round the corners and on a long staright he went backwards!! his excuse " its because i've got my golf trolley in the back" lol

 

[frankie2531]

had a good spat with a new focus rs which actually surprsied me how much grunt it had however round the corners and on a long staright he went backwards!! his excuse " its because i've got my golf trolley in the back" lol

how funny is that one lol what a loser face it you were evo'd!!!!!

 

[Dave Brennun]

I was at the lights on a dual carriageway and had a 54 plate astra next to me the other night. He gave some revs and I gave some back, the lights turned from red to yellow and he went for it, i was in 2 minds but then thought f£*k it and needless to say I showed him what time of day or night it was. I overtook some cars ad weaved through some up to the next set of light and carried on. when i got to the next set of lights he was next to me again laughing. I wound the window down and asked "whats so funny pal?" he said "your lucky my insurance ran out so i have to drive carefully or i would piss all over ya!"

where are the old bill you need um?

 

[stevegt1]

No ones wanted to play with me yet.

 

[jagga]

I was parked up at a set off lights when a honda civic type r aka ep3 pulled up next to me.the chap rolled
His window down and says to me nice car mate pitty it aint as good as it looks!!! I turned around to my passenger and told him to PUT UR SEAT BELT ON.(Not that we don't wear our belts all the time)when the lights changed I gently put my foot down and let it rip,at which stage I left a good 6-7 car gap..finally when he caught up to me at the lights he rolled his window down and said “ you only beat me because iv had a bit to much to drink”.!!! At which stage I made to quick exit...