Surely no one could be this stupid PART 2

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Marty.H

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Well if you thought the first one was bad but this one is well





Its a fairly old post

Hey guys, I've got a 98 1.8T. I've had a k04 and chip for a while and wanted to get more performance. I was recommended to port and polish the intake and exhaust. We found out they used abrasive material to do it like gritty sand. So I got with my friend that tunes Hondas and we decided to try it ourselves. We got a bag of sandblasting sand and hooked up into the intake and started the car. We had to hold the gas so it would run. He wanted to let the engine suck in the sand through the intake so it would port it out and then push it out the ehxaust so it would port the exhaust manifold.
I was worried that it might cause problems but he figured it'd be OK as long as we didn't make boost and it get sucked in the turbo. After running the car and letting it suck in sand we got about half way through a 25 lb bag. The check engine light was on and the engine was bucking and kicking and sounding really weird. We stopped and hooked the car back up normal and took off the sand supply. We tried to start it again and it was really hard. Once started it couldn't idle and kept making weird noises. We took it out and drove it and it started to make scraping and knocking noises.
Help! Can anyone tell me what to do! My buddy only does Hondas so he doesn't know much about Audis.






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Just read some of the comments and I'm laughing so much it hurts :)
One guy taking the piss and says they were supposed to puy 25lb in the tank then 25lb in the intake! funny ucker lol :)
 
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Marty.H

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Made me laugh reading through the post i though some of you may find it entertaining lol
 
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I think they both need to stay away from cars full stop !! :shock::shock::shock: lol
 
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lmao they would probably attempt to put frigging petrol in the wash draw to clean it out or wd40 in the drum! lol
 
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