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luke sheath
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a few silly jokes to raise a smile! ........
a friend of mine was chopping carrots with the grim reaper the other day, turns out he was dicing with death!
this morning I found someone had left a lump of plastiscene on the roof of the car, I didn't know what to make of it!
a guy was making his way through a graveyard, someone popped his head over the wall and said "morning" and the guy said no, just walking the dog!
did you hear about the guy doing his pilots licence exam that flew through a rainbow? he passed with flying colours!
do you know the TOILET was stolen from my local police station?
the police have nothing to go on........!
did you hear about the little kid that sucked on a tube of glue?
his mum said "what have you been up to?" but his lips were sealed !
what do you call a tellytubby who's just been mugged?
simply "a tubby" !
I have a granddad we all call granddad spiderman! good name eh? hes not spiderman cos he has super power or anything, he just cant get out the bath!!
granddad is a strange one though, he collects antiques and stains furniture, but he doesn't realise hes doing it....!
a guy bought a house next to a volcano, he got house insurance, they told him not to worry, if anything happens he'll be covered !!
th th tht th th th THATS ALL FOLKS (for now )
a friend of mine was chopping carrots with the grim reaper the other day, turns out he was dicing with death!
this morning I found someone had left a lump of plastiscene on the roof of the car, I didn't know what to make of it!
a guy was making his way through a graveyard, someone popped his head over the wall and said "morning" and the guy said no, just walking the dog!
did you hear about the guy doing his pilots licence exam that flew through a rainbow? he passed with flying colours!
do you know the TOILET was stolen from my local police station?
the police have nothing to go on........!
did you hear about the little kid that sucked on a tube of glue?
his mum said "what have you been up to?" but his lips were sealed !
what do you call a tellytubby who's just been mugged?
simply "a tubby" !
I have a granddad we all call granddad spiderman! good name eh? hes not spiderman cos he has super power or anything, he just cant get out the bath!!
granddad is a strange one though, he collects antiques and stains furniture, but he doesn't realise hes doing it....!
a guy bought a house next to a volcano, he got house insurance, they told him not to worry, if anything happens he'll be covered !!
th th tht th th th THATS ALL FOLKS (for now )