Fella found next doors dead kitty

[evogeof]

WHEN Mandy Mountain’s latest fella recoiled in horror while giving her oral pleasure, she wondered what on earth was wrong.
Only when the ashen-faced bloke emerged from between her thunderous thighs clutching the flattened remains of a KITTEN did she realise this was no ordinary bedroom mishap.
The 55-stone blubbergut had earlier SQUASHED the unfortunate mog and its grisly fate only came to light when her beau discovered the pancake -flat cat in her folds of flab.

Mandy, 25, revealed: “Poor little Buttons must have suffocated when I rolled over. I never even noticed. “It wasn’t even my kitten – I was looking after him for my neighbours.
“My boyfriend was going down on me when he shrieked and leapt back, sobbing.
DEAD
“He must have been in there dead for some time, at least three or hour hours. “We gave him a proper burial

Just seen this on Facebook.

 

[foxy lady x]

So so wrong ! Lol

 

[fq-craigus]

Oh my days I feel ill, he found it while goin down on her.......... Enough said

 

[evogeof]

Oh my days I feel ill, he found it while goin down on her.......... Enough said

Hey she's a woman she needs some too :shock:

 

[fq-craigus]

But we don't need to know that surely, Haha

 

[B6lee]

The man needs to shook by the hand for havin the courage to go down on her in the first place !!

 

[evoaps]

You d need a big bag of flour with that woman lol

 

[B6lee]

You d need a big bag of flour with that woman lol

Kin right lol
Go on, fart and give us a clue lol

 

[evoaps]

Kin right lol
Go on, fart and give us a clue lol

Throw it on her and find the wet spot 

 

[evogeof]

Kin right lol
Go on, fart and give us a clue lol

You would need a map and instructions from what ive heard :shock::shock:

 

[evoaps]

Kin right lol
Go on, fart and give us a clue lol

Haha head for that area then eh???

 

[fq-craigus]

Geof r u secretly a feeder and love it all aye lol

 

[m7gsr]

lol

 

[EVOIV MJC]

unbelievable geoff

 

[Palma 8]

He must have left a trail of bread crumbs to find his way back out!

It's just wrong in so many ways!!!

 

[drue1]

the kitten must of been dead for at least a week before he got them legs of flab apart..............arrrrrrrrrrrrrr gagging