fav film / one liner's , just for fun :O)

[LeeEvoMR9]

You no this ant no 10sec race

 

[gooner8]

You no this ant no 10sec race

ha ha how's it feel to be bottom! Lol

 

[LeeEvoMR9]

Not for long scum lol

 

[evo arm's m7960]

while driving home a man spots a small dog laying by the road side ,

he pulls over picking the dog up and passes it to his wife saying

" i think it hurt ! put it between your legs to keep it warm and we will take it to the animal shelter "

wife reply's

" but its gonna be dirty wet and it smell real bad "

man replys
" i dont think the dog will mind but better cover his nose just in case ...

:O)




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[evo arm's m7960]

you know when your getting to old or to fat when the wife say's

" take me up stairs and make love to me "

and you have to reply

" steady on dear its one or the other " lol


:O)


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[foxy lady x]

you know when your getting to old or to fat when the wife say's

" take me up stairs and make love to me "

and you have to reply

" steady on dear its one or the other " lol


:O)


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lol who said romance is dead

 

[fq-craigus]

Your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off

 

[GG205rob]

"who are you?"

"i'm the one who flies around in an unmarked chopper with a gun in my pocket, but you can call me MiFWIC."

"MiFWIC?"

"Yeah, Mother ****er Whats In Charge."