evo arm's m7960
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+1 on that you really have to feel for the family ,
i would be devestated if any thing happened to my girls :O(
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i would be devestated if any thing happened to my girls :O(
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Evo8Frankie
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Its sunny in china town when the clown goes to his dad's to see his fishtank full of sugar,
evo arm's m7960
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got sent this today and felt i had to share as i found it so funny :O)
a amazon customer review
Amazon.co.uk: Customer Reviews: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml
This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)
After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.
At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .
Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.
This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...
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a amazon customer review
Amazon.co.uk: Customer Reviews: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml
This review is from: Veet for Men Hair Removal Gel Creme 200 ml (Personal Care)
After having been told my danglies looked like an elderly rastafarian I decided to take the plunge and buy some of this as previous shaving attempts had only been mildly succesful and I nearly put my back out trying to reach the more difficult bits. Being a bit of a romantic I thought I would do the deed on the missus's birthday as a bit of a treat.
I ordered it well in advance and working in the North sea I considered myself a bit above some of the characters writing the previous reviews and wrote them off as soft office types...oh my fellow sufferers how wrong I was. I waited until the other half was tucked up in bed and after giving some vague hints about a special surprise I went down to the bathroom. Initially all went well and I applied the gel and stood waiting for something to happen. I didn't have long to wait.
At first there was a gentle warmth which in a matter of seconds was replaced by an intense burning and a feeling I can only describe as like being given a barbed wire wedgie by two people intent on hitting the ceiling with my head. Religion hadn't featured much in my life until that night but I suddenly became willing to convert to any religion to stop the violent burning around the turd tunnel and what seemed like the destruction of the meat and two veg. Struggling to not bite through my bottom lip I tried to wash the gel of in the sink and only succeeded in blocking the plughole with a mat of hair. Through the haze of tears I struggled out of the bathroom across the hall into the kitchen by this time walking was not really possible and I crawled the final yard to the fridge in the hope of some form of cold relief. I yanked the freezer drawer out and found a tub of ice cream, tore the lid of and positioned it under me. The relief was fantastic but only temporary as it melted fairly quickly and the fiery stabbing soon returned .
Due to the shape of the ice cream tub I hadn't managed to give the starfish any treatment and I groped around in the drawer for something else as I was sure my vision was going to fail fairly soon.I grabbed a bag of what I later found out was frozen sprouts and tore it open trying to be quiet as I did so.I took a handful of them and tried in vain to clench some between the cheeks of my arse. This was not doing the trick as some of the gel had found it's way up the chutney channel and it felt like the space shuttle was running it's engines behind me.
This was probably and hopefully the only time in my life I was going to wish there was a gay snowman in the kitchen which should give you some idea of the depths I was willing to sink to in order to ease the pain. The only solution my pain crazed mind could come up with was to gently ease one of the sprouts where no veg had gone before.
Unfortunately, alerted by the strange grunts coming from the kitchen the other half chose that moment to come and investigate and was greeted by the sight of me, arse in the air, strawberry ice cream dripping from my bell end pushing a sprout up my arse while muttering..." Ooooh that feels good ". Understandably this was a shock to her and she let out a scream and as I hadn't heard her come in it caused an involutary spasm of shock in myself which resulted in the sprout being ejected at quite some speed in her direction. I can understand that having a sprout farted against your leg at 11 at night in the kitchen probably wasn't the special surprise she was expecting and having to explain to the kids the next day what the strange hollow in the ice cream was didn't improve my status...So to sum it up Veet removes hair, dignity and self respect...
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fq-craigus
Well-Known Member
Lol that is pure brilliant
evo arm's m7960
Well-Known Member
my mates 380 bhp r33 skyline with some new fleebay mod,s :O(
three guess's why i want to slap him ???
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three guess's why i want to slap him ???
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foxy lady x
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Strobe lighting by any chance ? lol
lol evo arm's m7960
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bingo !!
he is such a magpie :O)
if it can be be polished or flashes he buys it , at the expence of spoiling such a nice car , let alone bringing unwanted attension to him self :O(
but each to there own ??
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he is such a magpie :O)
if it can be be polished or flashes he buys it , at the expence of spoiling such a nice car , let alone bringing unwanted attension to him self :O(
but each to there own ??
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B6lee
Community Leader
dont even think about it :shock::awesome::razz:Strobe lighting by any chance ?
B6lee
Community Leader
didnt think that trash still existed :arms::shock:
foxy lady x
Chief Model
Lol well you never know, I could get them in different colours, like a rainbow around the car :razz:
lol evo arm's m7960
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oh yes they still make them but now they are" l e d " and flexable strips for easier instalation / "destruction" of your car .
he also fitted l e d bulbes in the rear lights which managed to blow fuses and make all the lights on the car flash with the indicators |" untill he fitted some diodes in line "
its all just cheap china sh*t ,
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he also fitted l e d bulbes in the rear lights which managed to blow fuses and make all the lights on the car flash with the indicators |" untill he fitted some diodes in line "
its all just cheap china sh*t ,
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fq-craigus
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Foxy NO!!!!
Wingnut247
Active Member
Lol well you never know, I could get them in different colours, like a rainbow around the car :razz:
No no no! Don't do it! Lol
fq-craigus
Well-Known Member
On my mind
Argos aliens pure brilliant cant help but laugh at them
Argos aliens pure brilliant cant help but laugh at them
Zipzon
New Member
Why does it always rain after you have washed the car???
evo arm's m7960
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fq-craigus
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Called sodds law
B6lee
Community Leader
Lol well you never know, I could get them in different colours, like a rainbow around the car :razz:
Wouldn't surprise me 1 bit lol :razz:
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