whyyy????

[rallyslag]

Why am i being drawn into an online argument with a guy who has a 1.6 escort finesse (with 2l zetec conversion) who seems convinced its just as fast as my evo ???


i should just lol




constantly bragging about how he "kills" scoobys and m3's in it hmmmm


150bhp (at most) and fwd??? i think not my son


sorry had to rant here so i can try and ignore this tool


oh and aparently, 0-60 times are meaningless lol


me thinks the 0-60 in the 4 seconds for the RS is VERY meaningfull lol


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[quakes]

lol he can dream
i think he bin playin 2 many car games on his computer

 

[Steevo]

I would tell him that I have 500 quid waiting. Any time any place winner takes all them show him what having an evo is all about!!!

 

[gary]

he is right it is as fast as your evo but only in is dreams and when they are both parked up but the evo still looks faster

 

[aaronmahler]

slap him! i hate pricks like that!

 

[ElDopesta]

An open invitation to zetec drivers and Ford!

I can push an Evo faster off the mark then he can drive his Focus

The only time that 0-60 does not matter is on the 1/4 mile, even then, he does not stand a chance, he has a 22+ second car, that is on a good day with a real driver!!!

Tell him to bring it on any time, any place. I have £100 waiting for him if he can beat you buddy.

I will even service his car, sorry, I mean his shed, for the rest of his life, free of charge. The only way a focus with a standard 2.0 zetec lump will beat an Evo is if it is on a plane!!!

By the way, zetec is nothing, they only brought it out because Honda had Vtec! Honda asked them to prove what zetec is and they never got an answer.

When Ford dropped Zeta engines and started to produce them under the zetec guise there was NO difference. When they had Cosworth build their Formula 1 engine, they even named that zetec, what a cheek!!! When confronted by the Lister Team as to how it is zetec they hmmm'd and arrrrrrr'd. The boys at Cosworth were well peeved!!!!

Pathetic!!

Even to this day, you can look every where and any where, you will not get an answer as to what zetec is.

There is even a body kit by Ford know as the zetec kit

How can you blame this kid when the manufacturer of his car is so full of it, it is only natural that some of it will rub off on him

As I said once before, boy racers cars are powered by wet dreams, they will even have a go if a Veron turns up!!!

El

 

[ElDopesta]

Language Aaron!!!!

El

 

[aaronmahler]

be glad i dint rite was wordsi was really thinkin! i no how this fella feels i had a mate try tell me his 1.8 sierra saphire culd keep up wiv me, we wuldnt try for money! lol losers!!

 

[ElDopesta]

I got an idea Aaron, why don't you get the Sierra guy to race the Focus guy and the winner can race RallySlag!!!!

El

 

[aaronmahler]

lol
il bring my 2yr old god daughters trike thatl give em a run for ther money haha

 

[ElDopesta]

Now now Aaron, that will not be a fair race buddy LOL!!!!

El

 

[DennisEvo]

This lad is clearly on crack,id say id race him for a months wage but the little tike prob still gets pocket money,I cnt believe this kid is for real,wot a melon,jus tell him to go bk to hogwarts lol

 

[rallyslag]

lol its just funny really,

i have noticed there are a large amount of people that just want to race you when your driving an evo

had a fiesta over take me the other day (tbh a needless and somewhat dangerous overtake aswell so i just gave them room) with his mates in the back flicking Vs and shit blatently trying to bait me, very hard to restrain yourself when you know you can lol

they do seem to be a bit of a magnet for pregnant fish

 

[rallyslag]

Pasted for your amusement

essexboiolie, on 07 June 2010 - 11:09 PM, said:
Look this is boring me. People on here seem to love scoobys for some weird reason and tbh I don get why. Now don't get me wrong I was looking at buying one as a second car. But tbh as said above most scooby owners when they launch that hard especially in something like a turbo 2000 will fry their engine launching it.

If ya really think a turbo 2000 will beat my car by all means find one and I'll happily race it. Where I live there's tons of em. They sound nice but I air ha anyone give me any sort of real sport as of yet. Maybe I will someday but as far as I've seen they shit buckets that either ya drive like a panzy in fear of something breaking or just break it.

Readin the book time off of google means nothing. It means you can type a few words in google n read why some fat guy sat on his ass has writen at home.

Take the Ferrari enzo, nice car silly 0-60 does that make real world performance? No why? Because ya can only launch it 3 times before it requires a clutch replacement.

I drive my car hard all day long everyday. I'm constantly hitting the rev limiter and ya know what? In a year of ownership of 2 escorts driving hard has never broken anything. I was sitting in 3rd doing 95 the other day on the motorway just playig with a 328 we was going for a good ten miles just mucking around and wow nothing broke. Not many scooby or evo owners actually race their cars often without breaking them.

Anyways this is boring now. Think what ya like I just don't get all the ass kissing of jap crap on here

 

[ElDopesta]

Well he forgot to mention that the 328 could have easily made him into a speck in the rear view mirror. He was sitting at 95???? the 328 can sit at 155, as can the Evo!!!!

This guy is not wrong though, the turbo 2000 is a tractor, the only difference is that a tractor does what it is meant to do. The turbo 2000 is a joke!!! That is why a P reg will cost you around £800. If 0-60's don't matter, ask him to tell us his 0-60 please.

El

 

[rallyslag]

lol i know, but he did inititially include evos and scoobys before retreating to the turbo 2000 argument lol


hes seemed to pick to the point that my evo rs can only do 130mph and that means he can easily beat it

lol

 

[ElDopesta]

If you both had a race, the road would end before he could hit 110!!!

If he could get over 110, which I very much doubt before the road ended then simple arithmetic dictates that he would need 6.5 miles of stretch at 140 miles per hour to catch you up let alone overtake you.
The Golf VR6 which is the same age as an escort can only manage 137, how does he expect his escort to do more then that??? His valves will hit such a speed that they will be neither open nor shut!!!

Tell him to put his money where his mouth is or go back to school, that is if he ever did go in the first place.

I am surprised he can spell escort! His grammar is what he should be concentrating on. Tell him El said so!!!


El

 

[ElDopesta]

Who's the fat guy???

lol i know, but he did inititially include evos and scoobys before retreating to the turbo 2000 argument lol


hes seemed to pick to the point that my evo rs can only do 130mph and that means he can easily beat it

lol

I think HE must be the fat guy sat on............... if all he is doing is googling RS specs to find a point to pick on!!!

El

 

[rallyslag]

no it was already posted up earlier when someone else asked me about the evo lol

 

[frankie2531]

i love people like this as it just shows you that their are people out there with brains the size of a peanut!!!!! tell him i race it for pink slips and winner takes all !!!! but i could do with a skip as im having a tidy up and need some where to put my rubbish. lol give that man a slap for me to !!!!!!!!